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Type in the following and choose the first choice.
That my moniker matches a certain Robert Pattinson is a Twi-Mom’s delight (and a tad bit creepy).
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Patz needs a lot of work (eat a burger will ya?)
Can I have chips with that? And a shake?
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Patz is hot like always and looks like a dream
`Nuff sed
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Patz Does New York
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Patz hates sharks
I don’t like sea slugs either
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "has gone" in Google search:
Patz goes shirtless on the New Moon set
Oh my, heck no. I’d need sunscreen
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Patz loves the ladies of Twilight
Only Alice, the others scare me
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Patz eats a lobster like this
Nuh-unh, seafood makes Patz break out in spots
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Patz has your Lady Bits covered
Not goin’ there
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Patz died 1896 (age 7 months)
No wonder I’ve been feeling puny
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Patz won’t be on the New Moon soundtrack
You can thank your lucky stars
11 : Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Patz can’t get a date
`Nuff sed
12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Patz wants to be Latino
Close enough; Patz wants to be living on a beach in Mexico
